A Portal of Expression

Advertising Art

Tissue Time
The Big Gulp
The Hip Bandleader
Shanghai Noodle Factory
One Eyed, One Horned
MELLOW YELLOW A.A.
Get a good whiff!

Rejected CD Art Submissions

Almost Sushi
The Dolls Hated It
Uncertainty and Blame, ugh!
Me Want Cookie

No one wanted a Bum Beer
He’s Rusty, Not the Coffee
Kryptocurrency, not real money

A trans mother as a spokesperson?

The wigs smelled horrible!
Lizzie Holmes Coffee
Alcoholic Roomba